| Excuse Me.... |
[Jan. 28th, 2010|06:51 pm] |
Excuse me, I know I'm in the minority, BUT Catcher in the Rye is a large BORE and Holden Caufield is just a spoiled little prick. All he really needed was to be sodomized. Hard.
So crucify me. |
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| HA! I THOUGHT SO! |
[Dec. 4th, 2009|08:52 pm] |
From: Der Hexenhammer (The Witch's Hammer!)
Section I
Section I argues that because the Devil exists and has the power to do astounding things, witches exist to help, if done through the aid of the Devil and with the permission of God.The Devil’s power is greatest where human sexuality is concerned, for it was believed that women were more sexual than men. Loose women had sex with the Devil, thus paving their way to become witches. To quote the Hexenhammer “all witchcraft comes from carnal lust, which is in women insatiable!!” |
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| When in Dallas.... |
[Oct. 27th, 2009|07:27 am] |
Talk Radio
by Eric Bogosian
Presented by Upstart Productions and Project X: Theatre
October 28 - November 22 at The Green Zone
161 Riveredge Drive, Dallas, TX 75207
877-238-5596
8pm Thursdays-Saturdays & Oct. 28 & Oct. 4; 2:30pm Nov. 8 & 15
Regan Adair directors Eric Bogosian's play about a shock jock, played by Elias Taylorson.
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| BAYRUETH !!! |
[Aug. 13th, 2009|01:30 pm] |
In was on this day in 1876 that Wagner fulfilled his dream and opened his festival theatre with Der Ring des Niebelungen.
Stop right now. Stop for a moment of awed silence.
Now. Get back to work. |
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| 7-26-1882 |
[Jul. 26th, 2009|05:18 pm] |
Today in 1882 Parsifal premiered at Bayreuth.
The Holy Grail was revealed on stage. |
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| From Ms. Manners |
[Jun. 29th, 2009|11:48 am] |
...This is why we have rituals: So that people under the stress that the bereaved presumably feel do not have to improvise. As anyone knows who has attended an embarrassing wedding, amateurs are not good at inventing ceremonies, even for themselves.
I agree. Weddings are embarrassing. Amateurs stink. |
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| Clearly |
[May. 13th, 2009|06:35 pm] |
Clearly President Obama must nominate a black Jewish lesbian woman of Hispanic origins to the Supreme Court.
To do otherwise would be foolhardy. |
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| Christian Socialism |
[Apr. 16th, 2009|10:16 am] |
"There was not a needy person among them, for as many as owned land or houses sold them and brought the proceeds of what was sold. They laid it at the apostle’s feet, and it was distributed to each as any had need."
--- Acts.
Take that, MegaChurch Bitches! |
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| Suck It, Non-Believers |
[Apr. 8th, 2009|10:47 pm] |
There's a special about Philip Glass on KERA 13 tonight.
He's being proclaimed an American Master.
Those who still don't believe may suck an egg.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation. |
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| Rangers Opening Day |
[Apr. 6th, 2009|03:37 pm] |
Baseball has begun. Life has meaning again. Rejoice Earthlings! |
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| Press Conference |
[Feb. 9th, 2009|07:57 pm] |
Not an usual press conference at all in the context of history. And yet. And yet. A thought crossed my mind suddenly, unlooked for. "That's my president. MY president."
I was so proud of him. So proud again to be an American after so long. |
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| À la recherche du temps perdu |
[Jan. 14th, 2009|12:22 am] |
I just remembered. In 1980 or 81 that afternoon we all did that mescaline at that girl's house, the one I worked that musical with in Garland, Jeff and Amy must have snuck off to the bedroom to have sex while I was watching The Blues Brothers.
Sometimes I am just stunned by how naive I was. Stunned. |
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| O GOD!!! |
[Dec. 9th, 2008|01:04 am] |
O God, I miss BASEBALL! |
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| NO EL! |
[Dec. 3rd, 2008|09:23 am] |
There are two sounds at Christmas, sacred music and secular NOISE.
I tell y'all if Frosty the Snowman came to my house I would put him in the microwave oven one fuckin' limb at a time and make him watch. I would laugh like Dr. Mengele.
Feliz Navidads, y'all. |
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| Linguistic Tidbit |
[Nov. 17th, 2008|11:39 pm] |
The catish word for dog is the exact same word as the dogish word for dumbass.
True fact. |
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| This I Believe |
[Nov. 17th, 2008|07:11 pm] |
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Life is simply an excuse to eat butter. |
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